If Photographers Were Honest

– Smile! (camera clicking) You look kind of drunk. (upbeat music) Hi! You seem like you have a big budget, so I’m gonna overcharge you. (camera clicking) Your smile’s a little weird. Maybe show some teeth? Actually, you know what, that’s worse. I didn’t realize your teeth
were so crooked (laughs). No teeth, no teeth. Okay you’re doing this
thing with your face that you think is sexy, but it’s weird. Stop that. Smile, big smile. (camera clicking) Big smile in the ugly plaid shirt. Thatta boy. 10 years from now your son is gonna hate you for making him do this. Fix your hunchback just a little bit. You look a little constipated. Your outfits are horrible. You know what it is? Is that she’s really pretty, and you’re kind of like whatever. Maybe just go behind her,
and then I’ll focus on her. Yeah, you know what it is? You’re just not photogenic. Can you move to the left a little bit to help cover up your dad’s beer belly? Maybe just, maybe just
get completely behind her, and then duck a little bit. Go ahead. I mean, it’s not really
getting any better. That’s worse. That’s worse. Go back, go back. Maybe use both hands? Okay, you know what, I’ll fix it in post. I mean, she’s a lot
better looking than you. Everyone’s gonna be talking
about it at your wedding. Smile! (camera clicking) You know what, black is
definitely not your color. Did you bring other clothes? (camera clicking) Maybe something normal? Try to look normal. Ah, that was out of focus. One more time. Oh no, that was out of focus. Out of focus. Got it. Nope, out of focus. Okay, let me just make one or
two or 94 quick adjustments. I’m kind of just guessing right now. Okay! And that was out of focus. And I’m gonna move this flash thing around to show you how professional I am, ready? – Amazing, amazing. – Great! I’ll get you these pictures in about nine months. – That’s perfect. – Okay. – You all right, mate? You like this video? Smash that thumb’s up. My last video’s right over there. It’s hilarious just like this one. Make sure you checker it out. My second vlog channel’s right over there. Make sure you check that out, too, and make sure you subscribe because I make videos
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100 Replies to “If Photographers Were Honest”

  1. This is actually me with any photographer ever. Do you have any bad photo experiences? School photos from hell? Whack family portraits? Tell me all your stories since itโ€™s #SuperSixty and we are gonna chat in the comments for the next full hour!!! Xoxo

  2. Nice video but I think it's about wannabes ๐Ÿ˜‚it totally depends on what kind of photographer u're working with(must not had have business with a passionate & good one) lol… A good one will always have a way & won't think this way. ๐Ÿ˜…

  3. I can only imagine the behind the scenes because there is no way you weren't cracking up filming those last parts of the video. Moving that camera unnecessarily ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜†

  4. The ad I watched before this was kids whispering then suddenly eating ice cream because their eczema was cured ๐Ÿ˜›

  5. You can't really speak on this. You clearly lack understanding, especially in pricing. Though most school photographers are "fauxtographers".

  6. When photographers adjust the camera they actually are adjusting it and it takes about 6-9 months to make a album is because photographers at around 100 photos depending on the occasion and do you think it happens like that and the photo is all done? No it doesnโ€™t. My father is a wedding photographer and he goes through a lot of stress to get things done

  7. Somehow it's always the guy who is deemed less attractive. The guy in this video that was "supposedly" so much less attractive than the girl was actually on par with her or probably even more attractive.

  8. My Photographer (my sister) โ€œNO NO DONT POSE IT LOOKS HORRIBLEโ€ Faces it to the floor โ€œPOSE YES DAARLING YASsSโ€

  9. Love the video, I'm a photographer and this is the harsh truth lol

    if you don't need that camera though, I do, send it to me please ๐Ÿ™

  10. I love how she's not a photographer and is completely clueless when it comes to photography ๐Ÿ™‚ i mean, yes, comedy. But girl…. you're not even close xd

  11. I wish photographers were like this ๐Ÿ˜‚
    My photographers:
    Girl yes u look PERFECT!
    edits all my pimples out
    makes my lips look less cracked
    edits my teeth to look white
    Me: whyโ€™d you say I was perfect then?

  12. Why do photographers that dress up all fancy to be professional when theyโ€™re not even going to be in the photo

  13. The photographer for my school photo album literally kept on telling me to put my head down to the point where I could just feel my double chin in those photos. ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‘

  14. Anyone get the Kai W from DigitalRevTV reference at the end of the video???? No one??? I'm surprised there's not a single comment about it

  15. $5,299 Canon 1Dx MmMmMAAAARK II body, $1,899 24-70 f2.8 lens and you think a regular non OBSESSIVE FREAK PHOTOGRAPHER like me wouldn't notice that cheap $60 Yongnuo ebay flash?! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‰

  16. Iโ€™d like to be honest when an Art. Director who has no direction credentials is directing my photography. Iโ€™m talking about the client playing Art Director.

  17. Had low expectations for the video "No way you could really know how we feel"…
    Needless to say, spot on! I died.
    Yes this is a post-life comment. (also doing all my edits to send to my clients right now, they'll get it when I return to life)

  18. part of me thinks you're not actually a photographer, because of the way you handle the camera. There's a kind of casual intimacy with an appliance that only years of practice- or obsession with a piece of equipment can yield. Also you're not fully depressing the shutter and the camera's not firing- BUT THE VIDEO WAS HILAROUS. I'm a photographer so i notice this stuff.

  19. As a working photographer, I have to agree with pretty much everything here, except for the delivery expectation at the end and the moving around of the flash.
    There are real reasons to move a flash head to produce softer or harsher light, depending on the situation tough I'll also admit, I've had my share of second shooters at weddings that do not know how to intelligently use a speedlight.
    For delivery date, any legitimate photographer should have images to you within 2 weeks or less (up to about 1.5 months for weddings specifically). I typically have a faster turn around time of 4 days and 2 weeks respectively but that is sightly unusual, especially for weddings.
    Also, there is no way I'm going to fix every little posing issue in post. That actually takes an exorbitant amount of time per photo compared to cleaning up skin blemishes or color edits for example. A diligent photographer will correct your pose during the session, if at all possible.

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