EPIC PIXEL BATTLE ! The Visitor from the Future VS The Visitors GO ! Greetings gentlemen, how was your visit ? Looks like the visitors from the past are way past their prime ! Go rot in America, the French have had enough, Run away or else… Here’s what’s gonna happen ! You know the missionary ? It’ll be your penance. By visiting your mom I can cancel your existence. Wickedness !!! Chill out, I’m just ruffling your feathers, I mean looking at your mug, there’s no way I’m touching it ! I prefer self-employment to working for Montmirail. Saving the world, that’s my job, check out my gear ! Nothing but pros in my team, no loco hobo. My crew shows up, you’re out, the succession is assured ! I openedeth my ears so as to listen to thy words Dost thou make sense of his dialect Jacquouille ? I do, sire, but it reeketh ! Very well churl, I will give thee a moment, but know that jousting is a specialty of my time. If it taketh a Godefroy to cool thee down, I’m in ! Prepare thy bucket, scum ! That I perish if I falter !! I feel like wolfing down a meal, this fox will suffice for lunch. The student thinketh he can surpass the master, but thou art rather small. Thou wilt never be my heir, go play the cup-and-ball ! Thou art hardly better than I am, wretch, thou got stuck in Versailles. My betrothed awaits my return, I leave thee to thy jacking… I did not come hither to suffer thee, Okay ?! Shut up ! You’re like Raph, rewinding time just for a girl. You can choose your acolytes, but you don’t choose your family. What did we do to God to have you wasting so much cash ? You’re reeking of manure ! Even zombies envy you. Jean Reno took a hit. Now it’s Jean to renovate ! In a band, you’d play bass With Christian on the keyboard. I don’t wanna respect you, even your squire hates you. Put your ass down, you can munch on my left-overs ! It is my ditty now ! Sire, do not listen to this rubbish ! This wizard telleth only lies. Ugh ! He is but a phony ! Enough ! Let us catch this vermin passing for a saint. and we will be peeling his rod like with the bailliff of Limousin ! But… busted ball ! Another one of Jacquouille’s offspring ? Out of my sight, thy disgraceful face rankleth me ! Come back once the audience hath heard of your adventures ! I wold rather be a hero from the past than a beggar from the future. I’m the Time Traveller and it seems your time is up ! I’ve revolutionized the genre, I am the terror now. And playing nazis ain’t gonna bring out a new furor. I prevent disasters, I won’t let you make this mistake. It’s raining acid where I’m from, try and rust me up ! I had a plan to save you, but I’ll let you handle it. You’re already history, forgetting you would be a good thing. Sorry, but to me, you’re just collateral damage ! Thy performance seemeth oddly familiar, it is poorly done. Come feast to my victory or maybe drink to thy defeat ! Thou and thy clutter can sob like two wenches, without real friends, thou wilt not have to be ashamed of this duel. We are like night and day, thou and I are quite distinct. Thou hadst slain innocents and also shattered destinies. Dame Judith the bitch is dead, sire, it is outrageous ! It is true ! Except thy own skin, what hast thou saved in the end ? WHO WON ? WHO’S NEXT ? YOU HAVE THE POWER !